An Open Letter to Liberty Tax Service

There is a "Liberty Tax Service" on the corner of Main and Beebe Capps in Searcy. They are a nationwide chain. 

Dear Liberty Tax Service: 

I've been silent long enough. Last year when you moved into the old Cintas building, I thought it was just a temporary tax season move and you'd be gone soon enough. I was wrong: you stayed. You've made it to your second tax season in that high visibility location on the corner of Main and Bebee Capps. I just have one request: quit treating tax time like it's The Fourth of July. Americans don't like their patriotic symbols to be associated with taxes. The two seem mutually exclusive to me these days. Therefore, take the dancing retards out of their Uncle Sam & Lady Liberty Costume...and send the retards back to the asylum. Remove the eight American flags from the front of your building.  And kindly remove the word "Liberty" from your company name. Taxes do not equate to Liberty. Taxes, especially excessive ones, equate to tyranny. 

Thank You, 

An Angry American Redneck.